Jump into the sewers to avoid the fireball of death. The flames were so hot that it welded the manhole cover to the oepning and I could not leave. I was alone in the sewers, dark, dank and dreary. The flesh eating rats trying to gnaw on my feet. I had to run to keep them off me, to stay alive. I saw a light at the end of the tunnel and ........
Knew where i was because i had been lost for days and everything was a complete blur but to my surprise what i had thought was a guy turned out to be a lady she kicked me in the nuts and all i remember was......
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thinking DAMN THAT HURT. After a few minutes I regained my composure and realized my subconcious mind had taken over my conciousness. My thoughts were dreams, evil ones that reminded me of my ex that day when........
she slept with my best friend. I didn't mind though because I gave her slow acting poison that will act as a hand grenade in her small intestine when I push the red button. I remeber fiendishly laughing when.........
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I pushed the read button. I could see the explosion from miles away - it was beautiful. I finally got a chance to sit down for the first time today - when the car load of monkies drove by.
I got up to chase them when......
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Not to go off subject but we have had some complaints regarding the sexual nature of this thread. I am just going to ask everybody to keep it real clean because we do have some underage people checking out the forum. Continue to have fun with it - this is one of my favorite threads.
Thanks for your cooperation
So Money (Tom)
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They threw out hundreds of banana peels causing my mustang to spin out. I alsmost lost control but then I hit the curb and came to a stop. I tried to give chase again, but the car didn't move. My wheel had broken and I was immobile. I called the police, but they just laughed at me until........
the monkees stormed the police station. They were beating the police with black rubber objects while laughing hysterically. Karma is a bitoch so I figured .............
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So as I felt my stomach churn from the beans I started expelling noxious gas from my rectum. The paint began peeling off the walls and people starting gasping for breath. I was completely satisified when I turned around to see .....................
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... A Giant bottle of Gas-Ex, sitting there, looking at me, almost taunting me. As I reached for the giant bottle, which was now glowing with a heavenly aura, my hands went right through it. The hallucination ended as the gaseous fumes were wafted towards the nearby old-folks home. As I looked around at the mayhem my flatulence had caused, I could help but notice...
that somebody was yelling at me and hitting me . Wake up , Wake up . As I open my eyes and started to focus on what I was looking at I could see Tom . Tom had had enough ! Geesh Man he said , I know you were hitting the bottle last night and went to Taco Bell but I don`t think the office can stand much more . I then realized that I was dreaming at my work cubical and stinkin up the place . What a wild dream it had all been ! Monkeys , blue men , all around the country and gas explotions too !
I slowly start to stand up and head for the rest room . I need to let some Taco Bell exit my body . I open the rest room door and to my surprise .................
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there is a one-legged midget named Ilene cleaning the place. She yelled at me to "GET OUT", but I couldn't. I was so shocked at the presence of this creature I could not move. She yelled again and scared me. I was so scared that I felt the "hot chocolate" run down my right leg when............
our biggest client walks by . He takes one smell and looks at me and says " your remarkable ! " I heard this firm went the extra step for it`s clients but for you to do this is just amazeing . It is not every day that you have the CEO of depends undergarments thinks you are pitching him a new ad ! He asked where the camera crew was and I said ........
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The cameras were hidden and for him to just play along. Relieved that was over I went back to my office to change my clothes. The rest of the day went pretty normal until I walked to my car and found a monkey playing with his poo! He looked at me, smiled and ............................................
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