threw it at me with such force it knocked me down ! What had I done to mke these monkeys hate me so much ? Was it because I was teaseing them the last time I was
at the fair ? All I wanted to do was go home shower and have a good hot .........
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
...hamburger. I love hamburgers. I like cheese too. By the way- That monkey playing with his poo, he ran after me and bit me multiple times. Then I looked again, and realized that this monkey was a magical monkey. Whatever he bites turns to....
Gold - Hence the idea for the movie gold member - N e who after grabbing the monkey and snapping his neck like a chicken bone - I sat down and truly enjoyed the burger. After eating the burger the door bell rang - I went to the door and saw....................
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2001 Mustang GT (Auto) - Check out my Profile
2005 Dodge Ram Quad Cab (Thunderroad)
Jimmy Buffett! He was driving around in Volkswagen Thing! He asked me where his lost shaker of salt was. I said, "I don't know would you like a cheeseburger in paradise?" He said, "No, it has no cheese." "It's a Hamburger stupid!" Then, my neighbor, Chuck Norris came over and pelted him. So I went to the TV set to watch the Super Bowl pregame, when all of the sudden...
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"yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of rice, I will fear no turbo for torque art with me. Thy rods and thy crankshaft, they comfort me."
I was sitting on the 50 yard line totally naked ! The cheerleaders were pointing and jumping up and down . I pinch myself , thinking that this was a dream . to my surprise I start to .......
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
those damn monkees pelting me with chris daughtry cds in the crotch!! Angered at these monkees for their constant mention in this story I pulled out my machette and.....................
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2001 Mustang GT (Auto) - Check out my Profile
2005 Dodge Ram Quad Cab (Thunderroad)
Cut off one the banana bunches from the tree I have. Then the monkeys left me alone for just a moment. While they were distracted, I grabbed the CD's that were all around from the monkey pelting episode and grabbed my sister's Clay Aiken CD and headed off to find...
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"yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of rice, I will fear no turbo for torque art with me. Thy rods and thy crankshaft, they comfort me."
some stupid teenages willing to buy these from me . As I walked around the flea market things all began to make alot of sence to me . That was when I realized that .........
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
I had to stop smoking crack - jk. While I laughed at my little joke I realized that my pants were on fire - WTF else could happen today, SO I ran around trying to find some water when.......................
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2001 Mustang GT (Auto) - Check out my Profile
2005 Dodge Ram Quad Cab (Thunderroad)
Some kid started squirting me with a super soaker with a dual pumper action trigger. The fire was out in no time, standing there steaming and soaking wet, I was about to thank him when he....
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2006 GT Tungsten Grey 5 spd, Xcal2/Pipeline CAI, Powerhouse tune. Spoiler delete. Front Speakers:Infinity 6812CF;Blaupunkt GTc652. Rear:Infinity Kappa 682.7CF. H/U:Alpine CDA-9885. Alpine MRP-F250 amp. Sequentials. President of the Splash guard registry. On Deck: Motoblue UDP's.
he grew fangs and tried to bite me WTF, first it is crazy monkess and a lot of other craziness followed by some prepubescent vampire looking for a nice meal - i punched the kid in the face and started ran when.......................................
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2001 Mustang GT (Auto) - Check out my Profile
2005 Dodge Ram Quad Cab (Thunderroad)
i realized i still had the clay akin CD, son of a *****! what am i gonna do with it? then i remembered who would buy it. my
(been awhile, eh?)
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.2 Liter V8 Magnum 4X4. Lund Hood Scoops.
Coming soon: Green Underglow Neon (or LED Lights) Cold Air Intake, Pipes coming right off the headers for an exhaust, and maybe a sound system too.
i realized i still had the clay akin CD, son of a *****! what am i gonna do with it? then i remembered who would buy it. my
(been awhile, eh?)
So i sold it to my alien mother, and she played it at the white house were the secret government fell over its mind control. the next day i called mom, only to find she has left the country, It was an exclusive on ABC news that afternoon. They said she, and the CIA took a unexpected trip to Africa, hired some locals, and played the CD for them, A underground news team located them deep in the jungle,
chanting hail to the all powerful monkey poo Sling-er. Hail monkey see, monkey poo poo. hail mighty poo poo we come in search of Origin.
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DSS 331 stroker, AFR 185 heads, Performer rpm 2 intake, Accufab 75 mm race TB, 30lb injectors, 80 mm Pro-M mass air, Extreme energy cam 266.
Anderson ford power pipe the big one, Ford motor sport shorty headers, Bassani x pipe custom cat back with flows, World class T5, center force duel friction clutch.
