As I was reading some of the recent posts here it has become apparant that some people are creative. So I thought we could all make a "story". Someone (me) will start the story. The next person will have to continue that story. You can write as much or as little as you want.
One day I was driving on a beach in Mississippi. All of a sudden my car flipped over. A woman with fruit on top of her head came over to help and I said...
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.2 Liter V8 Magnum 4X4. Lund Hood Scoops.
Coming soon: Green Underglow Neon (or LED Lights) Cold Air Intake, Pipes coming right off the headers for an exhaust, and maybe a sound system too.
As I was reading some of the recent posts here it has become apparant that some people are creative. So I thought we could all make a "story". Someone (me) will start the story. The next person will have to continue that story. You can write as much or as little as you want.
One day I was driving on a beach in Mississippi. All of a sudden my car flipped over. A woman with fruit on top of her head came over to help and I said...
"toldya i'd flip for you at that party last night....hey....is that your husband over there with a baseball bat?".... Then she helped me up and.....
"toldya i'd flip for you at that party last night....hey....is that your husband over there with a baseball bat?".... Then she helped me up and.....
......said,"I'll give you $50,000 to let my husband shove his baseball bat up your butt."
"What!!??" I said in disbelief. "Well, me and my husband are trying to bring back the spice in our marriage and the fruit just ain't working." she said. I was initially disgusted and horrified by the prospects of having a Louisville slugger shoved up my emergency exit by a hairy Italian guy in tight black leather, but then I looked at my car and realized I really needed the cash to get her back on the road.
After thinking about it for a few seconds, I decided.....
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2008 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner SR5 Reg Cab
2.7 4 banger
No mods (yet...)
....ok, I would probably do it for free, so why not make some cash. After it was all over, I saw a huge bulge in my pants. I unzipped my zipper and saw...
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1988 Supercharged 'Vert - SOLD!!!
1970 F100 - 10 bolt posi Rear end, Fuel Injected 302, Traction Bars, EQ shorties, Bed Cover, Custom Interior with power leather seats- custom dash/console, AOD w/ B&M shifter, Tubbed w/ 15x10s rear and 15x7s up front, no emissions junk and it's LEGAL!!!
"Only two defining forces have ever offerred to die for you: Je$us Christ and the American G.I." - Author Unknown
A big turd fall out . That must have happened when I fliped the car . Thought something was smelling BAD . Funny how that turned them on all the more . I was really shocked by .......
maybe somebody should conect all the pages lol . we must all be sickos lol
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
A big turd fall out . That must have happened when I fliped the car . Thought something was smelling BAD . Funny how that turned them on all the more . I was really shocked by .......
maybe somebody should conect all the pages lol . we must all be sickos lol
the size of the baseball bat.. it wasn't so bad after all. I saw the lady get ...
[and I'll keep track of the story, and when we 'end' the story i'll post the entire thing]
the size of the baseball bat.. it wasn't so bad after all. I saw the lady get ...
...... all depressed . Then I realized that I had fallen asleep behind the wheel . After eating all that turkey I just could not help it . I opened my eyes just as my mustang ............
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
...... all depressed . Then I realized that I had fallen asleep behind the wheel . After eating all that turkey I just could not help it . I opened my eyes just as my mustang ............
was driven off my a group of monkees'. These monkees' were swirving in and out of traffic while playing,"We've only just begun" on the radio. Swiftly the crashed the car into a wall. I jumped up and followed to the monkees'. They ran to the beach were coincidentally they were filming a low budget porn film. I ran past and saw......
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2001 Mustang GT (Auto) - Check out my Profile
2005 Dodge Ram Quad Cab (Thunderroad)
was driven off my a group of monkees'. These monkees' were swirving in and out of traffic while playing,"We've only just begun" on the radio. Swiftly the crashed the car into a wall. I jumped up and followed to the monkees'. They ran to the beach were coincidentally they were filming a low budget porn film. I ran past and saw......
A man in a red straw hat raking the beach sand, he was not young and was not old, then as a stopped to talked to him i realized the man was me. I ran from the man and never thought of him again, never would i want to recall this day, yet, it has become something unexplainable. i fell to the ground and watched the sky change in front of me, i toke some more pills my lawyer gave to me and then, realized, i was in bat country...
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1992 Mustang 5.0L LX
Cold air, 65mm Throttle body, Cobra Upper and
Lower w/ 1 inch spacer,
FRPP 3.73's, BBK Under pullies,
Mac H-Pipe, Mac Cat Back, Rebuilt AOD with Transgo
stage 2 shift kit, and a 2500 stall coverter.
more to come in time.
wearing a pink thong and a pair of combat boots. I sat their crying in a pile of .......
....bat guano wondering how low I had actually sunk over the past 6 months. I had gone from a sucessful defense lawyer in San Diego to a prescription drug addict who gives **** **** for pink thongs and combat boots. I knew I had to break the habit and pull myself together. So I....
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2008 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner SR5 Reg Cab
2.7 4 banger
No mods (yet...)
....bat guano wondering how low I had actually sunk over the past 6 months. I had gone from a sucessful defense lawyer in San Diego to a prescription drug addict who gives ******** for pink thongs and combat boots. I knew I had to break the habit and pull myself together. So I....
...picked myself up and stumbled to the nearest bar, figuring that I would have to ween myself off the pills with copious amounts of alcohol. I made my way to a bar called "The Hairy" and sat at the bar next to a woman that had a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. She appeared to be an unfortunate woman that participated in shady dealings involving money, ***, and donkeys so I tried not to stare and get her attention. That, and she had half a mustache which just creeped me out.
The bar tender walked up and asked, "What can I get you, lad?" I asked for 3 shots of the house special. I later wished I hadn't. He brought me one hell of a nasty potion called "The Krakens Bowels". As far as I could tell, the drink consisted of turpentine, low grade cough syrup, and spoiled goats milk. But I knew I had to drink it. It was the only way I was going to break the habit.
The first shot went down like a pack of razor blades in a balloon store. I fell off of my stool and coughed up blood. I reached for shot number 2 from my knees and forced it down my throat. I felt like a pack of rabid weasels were knawing at my esophagus. I hit the floor and passed out.
I awoke to find myself....
GOD, I LOVE WRITING STORIES!!!!
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2008 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner SR5 Reg Cab
2.7 4 banger
No mods (yet...)
On the rooftop on an apartment building. I walked over to the only door and to my surprise, and luck, it was open. I went down the stairs that seemed to last forever. When I finally reached the bottom I came across another door. I opened the door and inside were hundreds of men with pink thongs and combat boots. It was only after I farted that I realized...
(******** for pink thongs and combat boots? Monkees stealing a car? The Krakens Bowels? My goodness we are all crazy lol )
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.2 Liter V8 Magnum 4X4. Lund Hood Scoops.
Coming soon: Green Underglow Neon (or LED Lights) Cold Air Intake, Pipes coming right off the headers for an exhaust, and maybe a sound system too.
On the rooftop on an apartment building. I walked over to the only door and to my surprise, and luck, it was open. I went down the stairs that seemed to last forever. When I finally reached the bottom I came across another door. I opened the door and inside were hundreds of men with pink thongs and combat boots. It was only after I farted that I realized...
(******** for pink thongs and combat boots? Monkees stealing a car? The Krakens Bowels? My goodness we are all crazy lol )
....my thong was on backwards. This was causing restiction of my *** **** and enhancing the halucenations I had been having. Were these men real or a figment of my imagination. I poked one of them to find out and....
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2008 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner SR5 Reg Cab
2.7 4 banger
No mods (yet...)
....he ***** slapped me and told me to get in line with the rest of them. They were on their way to get mice for the demonstration later in the evening. I asked him if he........
The Time...is STORY TIME! 
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