noooooo you're not old... I won't ask what color the thong was... lol... had it happen to me too but under the front side of the pants, not the backside... imagine having THAT happen... lol...
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Member: NMRA Member: White Mustang Registry #362 Member: Fuzzy Dicer
Ok so I am trying to get the last of the Easter things bought and
get home! I am wearing one of my favorite pair of capris, that just
happened to have the ever so slight hole near the left back pocket.
I put my items in the stang and proceeded to sit down when, the
ever so slight hole got hooked on something and ripped into a 12 inch
hole, exposing my entire rear end on the left side. Thank God I park
way out in the parking lot and there was no one around me then.
I drove straight home praying I would not have to exit my car for
anything!.
I get home my husband laughs hysterically, tells me I should just go
shopping with them on just to see if anyone would have the courtesy
to tell me. Yeah right!
That could have been so em-bare-ass-ing for me!! Sorry LOL
i didnt start to laugh until the last line LMAO
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.2 Liter V8 Magnum 4X4. Lund Hood Scoops.
Coming soon: Green Underglow Neon (or LED Lights) Cold Air Intake, Pipes coming right off the headers for an exhaust, and maybe a sound system too.
Ok so I am trying to get the last of the Easter things bought and
get home! I am wearing one of my favorite pair of capris, that just
happened to have the ever so slight hole near the left back pocket.
I put my items in the stang and proceeded to sit down when, the
ever so slight hole got hooked on something and ripped into a 12 inch
hole, exposing my entire rear end on the left side. Thank God I park
way out in the parking lot and there was no one around me then.
I drove straight home praying I would not have to exit my car for
anything!.
I get home my husband laughs hysterically, tells me I should just go
shopping with them on just to see if anyone would have the courtesy
to tell me. Yeah right!
That could have been so em-bare-ass-ing for me!! Sorry LOL
A few months ago I squated down to pick something up at work ( weekend job with major retailer ) and heard my pants rip out . I held my head high and finished my shift ! OH , and held my sales book in front of me the rest of the day !
wonder how many customers got to see something they weren`t expecting that day LOL
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
I had something similar happen once. I worked in an office building, so there was no hiding. The problem was, my fly broke. Not stuck, broke. Not knowing what to do, I approached the only person I thought could help, a female co-worker. I figured if anybody had a safety pin, it was her. And yes, it had to be a safety pin. Well, as luck would have it, she did indeed have a safety pin, and gladly gave it to me along with a bit of good humored ribbing about being "generously endowed".
Well, wouldn't you know about a week later, it happened again with another pair of pants. Back I go to the same co-worker and got another safety pin. This time I got a big "Boy, you MUST be generously endowed!"
Of course, things like this never happened before I got married.
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'05 Sonic Blue GT w/ '07 V8 engine, 5-sp, IUP, Beige leather interior, nothing else -
just the way I wanted it. (1 of 113)
OK, so I've added a few things to it. Check my Profile - too many to list here.
1st time for me, I am so glad I did not see anyone
around me, doesn't me that someone driving by did
not see me. I have had buttons pop that is about it.
Oh and the one time I had my tube top pulled down! (80's)
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Getting ready to love life again! Dreams do come true! __________________________________________________ 2006 Mustang GT
Select one:
A) Boxers
B) Briefs
C) Thong
D) Commando
E) other
I'm gonna have to go with D: BUTTFLAP!!!
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1996 Dodge Ram 1500 5.2 Liter V8 Magnum 4X4. Lund Hood Scoops.
Coming soon: Green Underglow Neon (or LED Lights) Cold Air Intake, Pipes coming right off the headers for an exhaust, and maybe a sound system too.
Select one:
A) Boxers
B) Briefs
C) Thong
D) Commando
E) other
a+b for boxer briefs at work / day time
and D for night time ( like the freedom )
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1998 3.8 mustang , orange , cobra hood , wings west body kit , clear diamond cut head lights - side lights , GT fog lights , H pipe - new GT exhaust , CAI , UDP
Thank God I park 
Sorry LOL
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