This one - named Randy Moss - stopped a porn star (stage name: Barbie Cummings - apparently a Knoxville resident) in Middle Tennessee for speeding. Upon searching her car, he found prescription narcotics - and the prescription wasn't hers. Upon further discussion, he found out her profession, apparently went to the computer in his squad car to look up her websites then threw the pills away and did not charge her with possession. In return, she performed a certain 'oral favor' for him. Now, maybe his accepting her 'gratitude' is understandable, but he broke the law and was derelict in his duty by getting rid of the drugs and not charging her, but the dufus went ahead and gave her a speeding ticket! Okay, wait, it gets better...
Apparently, he called her the next day and asked if he could share the details of their 'encounter' with his buddies and tell them the address to her website - where she was posting details of the encounter in her blog. She said, "Sure." (Some reports claim he even emailed her pictures and video that he had taken to go along with the 'blog.') Well, sooner or later an internal complaint was filed, the trooper was investigated and fired - all because he wasn't smart enough to know when to brag and when to keep his trap shut. Hilarious!
Damn. Why don't I ever run into situations like that. I have in-house appointments for clients and im just waiting for that frisky housewife to give me the "Pizzaboy Treatment"
I can't help but wonder how he's gonna explain why he got fired during interviews when he goes job hunting.
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I'll have to mess with my nephew about idiots with badges now..
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Damn. Why don't I ever run into situations like that. I have in-house appointments for clients and im just waiting for that frisky housewife to give me the "Pizzaboy Treatment"
ya well if you did get the "treatment" it would be from a 500 pound nasty women.
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