[Dylan]

On the first day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• Some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the second day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• 2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the third day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• 3 shotgun shells
  2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the forth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• 4 big mud tires
  3 shotgun shells
  2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• 5 flannel shirts
  4 big mud tires
  3 shotgun shells
  2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the sixth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• 6 cans of Spam
  5 flannel shirts
  4 big mud tires
  3 shotgun shells
  2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the seventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• 7 packs of Red Man
  6 cans of Spam
  5 flannel shirts
  4 big mud tires
  3 shotgun shells
  2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the eighth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• 8 table dancers
  7 packs of Red Man
  6 cans of Spam
  5 flannel shirts
  4 big mud tires
  3 shotgun shells
  2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the ninth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• 9 years probation
  8 table dancers
  7 packs of Red Man
  6 cans of Spam
  5 flannel shirts
  4 big mud tires
  3 shotgun shells
  2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the tenth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• tin of Copenhagen
  9 years probation
  8 table dancers
  7 packs of Red Man
  6 cans of Spam
  5 flannel shirts
  4 big mud tires
  3 shotgun shells
  2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• 11 rasslin' tickets
  tin of Copenhagen
  9 years probation
  8 table dancers
  7 packs of Red Man
  6 cans of Spam
  5 flannel shirts
  4 big mud tires
  3 shotgun shells
  2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my old lady gave to me,

• 12 pack of Bud
  11 rasslin' tickets
  tin of Copenhagen
  9 years probation
  8 table dancers
  7 packs of Red Man
  6 cans of Spam
  5 flannel shirts
  4 big mud tires
  3 shotgun shells
  2 huntin' dawgs
  and some parts to a Mustang GT.

• Have fun singing this one to the family

[myltlpny]

5 months. Just finished that, did you?
I like the Tin of Copenhagen bit.

[shelbystangman]

nice the redneck christmas by jeff foxworthy