Maybe I should just buy it and have it shipped to a different address?
then, I will have to work on a weekend and my friends will help installl it in just a few hours
What if something goes wrong, How will I explain that?
Gee honey, my CEL came on and it needs to go to the dealer for a few days
Naw, I am way above that nonsense
I don't think she has ever seen under my hood anyway
If she has, It's just a larger air filter, right
Naw, she won't buy that one,
It's a cosmetic intake cover that came with the wheels
That almost sounds like a good one
Why do I care what she thinks gosh darn it, I work hard for my money and I deserve it
Naw, that's what I said when I bought the car
Maybe if I buy her some pretty new kitchen towels?
Naw, tried that before, she would suspect
Maybe she would like a new car
Maybe if I tell her it would be my birthday present to myself and she wouldn't have to get me anything
But she hates my car
How can I get her to like my car
Maybe the next time I see her mother, I will kiss her right in front of her
Naw, too drastic
Maybe I can be nicer to her ugly sister
Naw, she's too ugly to be nice.
and wow, her kids, talk about ugly,
The question is, how can I be really nice to her without her suspecting
Maybe I should not say a word about that car for a few weeks to get her mind off it, then I will bide my time with goodness and kindness up and beyond the call of duty
fixing things around the house like I promised her a million times that I would do
What if everything goes perfect, we have a BBQ or something and my buddy asks to see my car, I open the hood and he blurts out "Nice supercharger, where did you get it"
How would I get out of that one?
I would be toast
Somehow, I can get the kids involved
She dosen't really get THAT mad, she will be mad a few days, then get over it, I can live with that right
Naw, she never forgets
What's the worse that she can do to me
I must think, think, think.
I Have to have it, it's going to eat me alive until I get it