Ford sends the car out from the factory with a black belt gremlin installed under the car. At precisely 135 mph the gremlin is trained to swing a machete at your drive shaft to cut it in half.
WOW, is that true? Do you have any idea of where it's at? I mean, I would think that PETA, the Humane Society, or ACLU would get involved with something as flagrant as making a size challenged gremlin stay in a dangerous situation like that! Somebody should do something about this!!!