This reminds me of a joke i read years ago that i'm about to butcher.
A teenage boy collecting carts at the local grocery store see's a Rolls Royce Phantom glide through the parking lot, coming to a stop in a nearby space.
The boy, having only seen a Rolls Royce in magazines, excitedly ran up to the car as the owner got out. He looked at the well dressed woman and said "Awesome car! How much are the payments on something like that?". The woman chuckled, shook her head and responded "You don't finance a Rolls" as she walked away.
2011 Kona Blue GT Coupe 6MT - Daily driver
2005 Black GT Coupe 5MT - For Shenanigans