Ya know you're a Ford Tech when:
You tell your wife that her new haircut might void her life insurance.
After a "performance issue" you tell your wife it's a "Normal Operating Characteristic" and/or "They all do that!".
You fart anywhere at any time with impunity and simply pretend not to hear or smell it or and if challenged on this exclaim: "I'm a MAN, I make noise and stink! What did you expect? You should be dating an import!" (it's a mustang/muscle car, it's not supposed to be smooth/reliable/efficient, etc)
all I got for now...