Originally Posted by twgonder
And you've got to ask yourself, even with airbags, why have Detroit engineers, for over fifty years, consistently left that space available? Why have so many used it for gauges?
Actually, the engineers at Ford have long believed that particular area of the car to be haunted,
and they fear installing guages there would incur the terrible wrath of a thousand thousand hungry souls. Their dark forms would seep from the air vents like bubbling pitch, and taunt you as they pulled your spirit down into their unearthly Necrorealm
The engineers also don't like walking under ladders.