Introducing the all new Paranoid Anglo-Saxon American Male Starter Kit from Mike-Co. It has all that you need to get you started to becoming the Paradoid American that you want to be!
The scabbard comes equipped with a bush knife, flashlight, gloves and a cigarette lighter.
If you order today you will receive bumper sticker as our gift to you so you can let others know about your exicting paranoid adventure!
All of this can be yours for three easy payments of $138.33.
Please specify left wing or right wing when ordering to ensure proper bumper sticker. Must be 18 to order.