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Jetta shouldn't have even tried

So I'm out on a remote county road. Kind of a shortcut alternative to the main highway.
There are very few lights and very little traffic.
This started off back when there were two lanes.
I was coming up to a Jetta and I was going to pass him before the road narrowed to one lane.
SOB just HAD to speed up enough to prevent that.
So now I'm stuck behind this guy chugging along below the speed limit, just kind of rubbing it in.
A little ways down the road we have to stop for some construction workers doing their thing.
They had the guy out in the middle of the road with his handheld stop sign, and I'm just sitting behind Mr. Fahrvergnugen.
Something told me that when we got the go that he was going to punch it so I was ready.
Sure enough, as soon as the construction worker walks off the road my buddy punched it!
And I was right on his back bumper!
He's getting up and going ok, I guess, for a Jetta.
I hit 2nd gear and I can't go through the guy so I move into the other lane and blow past him before hitting third.
Dude was looking at me like "what's your problem?" as I totally destroyed him. Seriously?
First you speed up so I can't pass, then you drag your ass in your POS, and you wonder why I blew you away the first chance I got?
Dude tried to race me and ate my dust!
ha ha ha ha ha!

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And this says what?

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Was there a real point to this story? A Jetta is not a feel good moment.

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So I'm out on a remote county road. Kind of a shortcut alternative to the main highway.
There are very few lights and very little traffic.
This started off back when there were two lanes.
I was coming up to a Jetta and I was going to pass him before the road narrowed to one lane.
SOB just HAD to speed up enough to prevent that.
So now I'm stuck behind this guy chugging along below the speed limit, just kind of rubbing it in.
A little ways down the road we have to stop for some construction workers doing their thing.
They had the guy out in the middle of the road with his handheld stop sign, and I'm just sitting behind Mr. Fahrvergnugen.
Something told me that when we got the go that he was going to punch it so I was ready.
Sure enough, as soon as the construction worker walks off the road my buddy punched it!
And I was right on his back bumper!
He's getting up and going ok, I guess, for a Jetta.
I hit 2nd gear and I can't go through the guy so I move into the other lane and blow past him before hitting third.
Dude was looking at me like "what's your problem?" as I totally destroyed him. Seriously?
First you speed up so I can't pass, then you drag your ass in your POS, and you wonder why I blew you away the first chance I got?
Dude tried to race me and ate my dust!
ha ha ha ha ha!
Eventually, the time comes when one ought to grow up......
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A raced a Jetta 2.0 TDI while I was driving in reverse and won.

Just kidding. Play it safe don't race.

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A co-worker of mine has a Jetta that has 560 HP to the wheels, that would make for a good run at the track


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