Not a good kill, but funny
So my current daily is a 87 Toyota Camry. Not a fun car nor is it in any way fast. My wife and I were driving back from the movie theater and pulled up to a red light at an intersection where it's 4 lanes at the light, but closes down to 2 lanes not long after the light. So, we pull up to the light and while we are still waiting, an early 90s honda civic hatchback pulls up next to us in the lane that ends. Being as I go through there all the time I know what he is going to do, and sure enough, light turns green and he lets out the clutch and is determined to get ahead of me before the merge. I decided to see just how slow his honda was.. And was surprised. Slowest race to 40 mph ever... But the Camry with the slushbox beat the honda with a fart can and some stickers. My wife couldn't believe it and we both laughed the rest of way home. Poor guy had a girl in the passenger seat. Probably had some excuse as to why he lost to an old Camry with peeling paint.