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I feel much better now about my original question. She didn't even need a key to get in!
Maybe she was hoping to pick up a cop for the night.:eyepoppin
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Kohaku said:
LOL. That's like the BlondeStar spoof phone call.
You could pull the car away from the wall with a floor jack. Start with the rear.
and the egg came first.
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Where did the egg come from?
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Foolinjected said:
Where did the egg come from?
I'm still wondering how the chicken showed up.:hihi:
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Waxed'05 GT said:
I'm still wondering how the chicken showed up.:hihi:
From Noah's ark of course.
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pcfrisch said:
From Noah's ark of course.
Was that one of Christopher Columbus's ships?
lol
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Waxed'05 GT said:
I feel much better now about my original question. She didn't even need a key to get in!
Maybe she was hoping to pick up a cop for the night.:eyepoppin
maybe, but unfortunately for her even if i wasnt already married, i have rules:
1. im no cradle robber.
2. anyone i am with must have an IQ at least a little above dirt.
3. a woman who cant cook or clean provides no use to me. (dont get me wrong, i do 50% around my house, but i would not have a useless woman, or a woman who is afraid to get her hands dirty or in constant fear of breaking a nail) (and i could tell be the way this girl acted that she has never lifted a finger to do anything in her life)
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GTNOS said:
maybe, but unfortunately for her even if i wasnt already married, i have rules:
1. im no cradle robber.
2. anyone i am with must have an IQ at least a little above dirt.
3. a woman who cant cook or clean provides no use to me. (dont get me wrong, i do 50% around my house, but i would not have a useless woman) (and if she cant even reach in to unlock her door, she probably is useless)
lol
AND
4. She has to look good too!
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Waxed'05 GT said:
I'm still wondering how the chicken showed up.:hihi:
from the dino-proto-chicken!
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Waxed'05 GT said:
lol
AND
4. She has to look good too!
Careful new papa, that's somone's daughter you are talking about.
Could be yours some day.......:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
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pcfrisch said:
Careful new papa, that's somone's daughter you are talking about.
Could be yours some day.......:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
It ALWAYS is someone's daughter. I'll just block that part of it being MY daughter when the time comes. She can start dating after I'm dead.
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Waxed'05 GT said:
It ALWAYS is someone's daughter. I'll just block that part of it being MY daughter when the time comes. She can start dating after I'm dead.
and then she will be driving your stang because it will be almost like new with low miles, picking up lots of dates..........
That poor car.
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Foolinjected said:
I will just go ahead and leave that one alone....
:rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin:
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Just as an FYI...
She'll know how to change a tire, check the oil, and check the tire pressure before she ever "borrows" any of the cars.
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pcfrisch said:
and then she will be driving your stang because it will be almost like new with low miles, picking up lots of dates..........
That poor car.
That poor car is more pampered than anyone else's car I've ever seen.:smilie
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pcfrisch said:
I will just go ahead and leave that one alone....
:rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin: :rollgrin:
Your lack of words says more than the other comments do...
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pcfrisch said:
and then she will be driving your stang because it will be almost like new with low miles, picking up lots of dates...
her and the dates will think "old cars are funny, they need keys."
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Sorry.....couldn't resist.
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Foolinjected said:
Where did the egg come from?
The refrigerator
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Foolinjected said:
Sorry.....couldn't resist.
It's all good!
I truly forgot there was even a keyed lock on a door at all. Unlike most of you - I don't see my car every day.:laugh:
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