I was just looking through various forums and stumbled over this.
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Ok, so...my friend is driving down the road...no wait...i mean so there i was driving down the road, in my brand new 2006 Mitsubishi Evo...no my new Enzo Ferrari. Anyways this suped up mini van goes blowing past me, so i hit my super duper nitrious times 10 go-go juice....i hit 300 mph as i go flying by this guy, don't ask me how i recognized him at 300 mph, but the guy who was driving the minivan from hell was my cousin's brother's uncle's sister....Mary Billbo Sue Bob McClarence so i waved. Anyways as my 3 mile a second car comes to a stop near 10th street right by my house...in...in...uh....Southern California on a super duper nice sunny California day. A Skyline comes rolling up, he reves his engine, i rev mine...we stare into each other's eye's with fury...the light goes green, by first gear i had him by two car lengths, 3rd goes by and im 28.5 car lengths ahead of him. the 1/4 mile whizzes by and i claim yet another victory, for my young stupid 16 year old colleges who drive really expensive cars and really expensives stories you can buy now from the #1 site in expensive stories CHECK OUT! www. BULLsh**.com If you would like to hear more, call 1-800-FROM-MY-a**
This is for all those out there, who like to pull sh** from their a**, i will flame you and burn you, if you don't like me great! in the mean time continue to suck my balls....
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Ok, so...my friend is driving down the road...no wait...i mean so there i was driving down the road, in my brand new 2006 Mitsubishi Evo...no my new Enzo Ferrari. Anyways this suped up mini van goes blowing past me, so i hit my super duper nitrious times 10 go-go juice....i hit 300 mph as i go flying by this guy, don't ask me how i recognized him at 300 mph, but the guy who was driving the minivan from hell was my cousin's brother's uncle's sister....Mary Billbo Sue Bob McClarence so i waved. Anyways as my 3 mile a second car comes to a stop near 10th street right by my house...in...in...uh....Southern California on a super duper nice sunny California day. A Skyline comes rolling up, he reves his engine, i rev mine...we stare into each other's eye's with fury...the light goes green, by first gear i had him by two car lengths, 3rd goes by and im 28.5 car lengths ahead of him. the 1/4 mile whizzes by and i claim yet another victory, for my young stupid 16 year old colleges who drive really expensive cars and really expensives stories you can buy now from the #1 site in expensive stories CHECK OUT! www. BULLsh**.com If you would like to hear more, call 1-800-FROM-MY-a**
This is for all those out there, who like to pull sh** from their a**, i will flame you and burn you, if you don't like me great! in the mean time continue to suck my balls....
