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New Words for 2008 FROM THE UK

THESE ARE FAB!!!!!!!

* SWAMP-DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

* TESTICULATING.
Waving your arms around and talking bollocks.

* BLAMESTORMING.
Sitting round in a group, discussing why a
deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.

* SEAGULL MANAGER.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise,
craps on everything, and
then leaves.

* ASSMOSIS.
The process by which people seem to absorb
success and advancement by
sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

* SALMON DAY.
The experience of spending an entire day swimming
upstream only to get
screwed and die.

* CUBE FARM.
An office filled with cubicles.

* PRAIRIE DOGGING.
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
cube farm, and
people's heads pop up over the walls to see
what's going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion
because there may be cake.)

* SITCOMs.
Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.
What yuppies turn into
when they have children and one of them stops
working to stay home with
the kids or start a 'home business'.

* AEROPLANE BLONDE.
One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has
a 'black box'.

* PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE.
The fine art of whacking the crap out of an
electronic device to get it to work again.

* ADMINISPHERE.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just
file. Decisions that fall from the 'adminisphere'
are often profoundly
inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they
were designed to solve.
This is often affiliated with the dreaded
- needless
paperwork and processes.

* 404.
Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web
error message '404 Not Found' meaning that the requested document could
not be located.

* AUSSIE KISS.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

* OH - NO SECOND.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you
realize that you've just
made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all').

* GREYHOUND.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

* JOHNNY-NO-STARS.
A young man of substandard intelligence, the
typical adolescent who
works in a burger restaurant.
The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying
stars that staff at
fast-food rest au rants often wear to show their
level of training.

* MILLENNIUM DOMES.
The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely
impressive when viewed from
the outside, but there's actually naught in there
worth seeing.

* MONKEY BATH .
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in,
you go: 'Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!'.

* MYSTERY BUS.
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night
while you're in the
toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all
the unattractive people
so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when
you come back in.

* MYSTERY TAXI.
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday
morning before you wake
up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and
leaves a 10-Pinter in
your bed instead.

* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking
home after a booze cruise
At 3:00am .

* BEER COMPASS.
The invisible device that ensures your safe
arrival home after booze
cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember
where you live, how you
got here, and where you've come from.

* BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours
of drinking. After
breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits
to the toilet will be
repeted every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of
the night.

* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by
young women.

* TRAMP STAMP
Tattoo on a female

* PICASSO BUM.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so
she looks like she's
got 4 buttocks
 

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Good one there Stacey.
 

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Oh you think. You know him too well
 

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We all got a great laugh at those!!!
 

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Great stuff! I have done the "Monkey bath" a few times
 

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* TART FUEL.
Bottled premixed spirits, regularly consumed by
young women.
This is what we used to refer to as "Liquid Panty Remover" particularly when talking about Southern Comfort.
 

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LOL.....Very Funny Stacey !!! 12/10 :bigthumbsup:D


SALVIDOR DALI BUM.
A women so ugly she looks like her a$$ has been surgically grafted to her face.

BAPHING
Having a silent "P".
 

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AIRPORT KISS
Kissing between the hangers.
 
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