So as you all may know, I like to paint the whole picture about my escapades...so here u go...
Friday night halloween party, lots of beautiful women, and lots of my old friends...one thing led to another, and I commenced to drinking...in my cow costume of course...
Saw this hot little chick show up, she gives the double stare, and we glance and smile at each other the whole night...waiting for the perfect time to strike, she starts walking out...she walks right by me, looks me over, smiles, and I follow right behind...get to a nice quite area as she's walking to her car with her group of friends, and I make my approach, chit chat with her as she walks to her car, find out she has other parties to go to, but she says she'll come back to say bye to me...
well lots of drinking later, she shows up, and this time I waste no time, ease on over, make small talk, get her laughing, start to dance a few, bring her group over to my group, and before you know it everyone's covered and having a good time...starts getting late, I bring up the let's go get something to eat idea...
some guy that was there says, sure, I'll get there before anyone else will...so some chick says, what kinda car do u have...to which he replies with, a 2005 rx8...
jumping at the chance, I say...wanna race...he says, what do u have, I say a Mustang...he smirks and says just a Mustang...and I say, yeah just a Mach 1...
his smile turns to a frown, his friends smile's turn to a "wow" and before u konw it, the whole party is outside admiring my car while we all decide who's riding with who and what not...
drive around for an hour trying to find a good place to eat at...find a 24 hour mexican food place, and we pull in...the whole time everyones talking about my car, while im just talking to this beautiful girl...she says, wow, ur like really popular aren't u...I say no, it's just my car, it gets more girls than I do...she says, well you're car didn't get me...
so after we eat, we all pull out, give her my number and e-mail, she says u want mine, I say no, don't want ur bf to get jealous...she says okay, thats cool, I like that, I really do...so we all take off, she pulls into the left turn lane at the stop light, im in the middle, the rx8 is next to me and all the other cars are behind us...
u know those lights at 3 in the morning take forever to turn green...well I'm sitting there just looking up at her in her car...the rx 8 guy honks at me, I look over and he starts revving...I look back at the chick and shes lowers her window and says, would u race him for me...I just smile and rev it up a few times...cross light turns yellow and all the cars behind us start honking and yelling...light turns green, I dump my clutch at about 2k and hold the wheels burning steadily while I look at her, catch grip and I'm gone...pulled even at about 45k, shifted at 55k, chirped, and just left the whole caravan of cars behind while I rode it to middle of 4th gear before I shifted to 5th and just the car slow down on it's own...
we all caravan back to the party place, the girl went home when we left the restaurant, and everyone starts jocking my car again, someone asks if I can do a burn out while he takes a picture for his myspace thing, I say sure...get in the car, turn it on, start the car and then I just kept stalling it over and over making myself look really stupid...stalled it like 4 times before I just said screw it, remind me when I'm more sober...turn off the car and realize...traction control was on...
after that I just felt dumb so I changed subjects so we wouldn't talk about my car anymore...you could literally hear the fog horn playing for me...good thing that chick didn't see me try my burn out...
Friday night halloween party, lots of beautiful women, and lots of my old friends...one thing led to another, and I commenced to drinking...in my cow costume of course...
Saw this hot little chick show up, she gives the double stare, and we glance and smile at each other the whole night...waiting for the perfect time to strike, she starts walking out...she walks right by me, looks me over, smiles, and I follow right behind...get to a nice quite area as she's walking to her car with her group of friends, and I make my approach, chit chat with her as she walks to her car, find out she has other parties to go to, but she says she'll come back to say bye to me...
well lots of drinking later, she shows up, and this time I waste no time, ease on over, make small talk, get her laughing, start to dance a few, bring her group over to my group, and before you know it everyone's covered and having a good time...starts getting late, I bring up the let's go get something to eat idea...
some guy that was there says, sure, I'll get there before anyone else will...so some chick says, what kinda car do u have...to which he replies with, a 2005 rx8...
jumping at the chance, I say...wanna race...he says, what do u have, I say a Mustang...he smirks and says just a Mustang...and I say, yeah just a Mach 1...
his smile turns to a frown, his friends smile's turn to a "wow" and before u konw it, the whole party is outside admiring my car while we all decide who's riding with who and what not...
drive around for an hour trying to find a good place to eat at...find a 24 hour mexican food place, and we pull in...the whole time everyones talking about my car, while im just talking to this beautiful girl...she says, wow, ur like really popular aren't u...I say no, it's just my car, it gets more girls than I do...she says, well you're car didn't get me...
so after we eat, we all pull out, give her my number and e-mail, she says u want mine, I say no, don't want ur bf to get jealous...she says okay, thats cool, I like that, I really do...so we all take off, she pulls into the left turn lane at the stop light, im in the middle, the rx8 is next to me and all the other cars are behind us...
u know those lights at 3 in the morning take forever to turn green...well I'm sitting there just looking up at her in her car...the rx 8 guy honks at me, I look over and he starts revving...I look back at the chick and shes lowers her window and says, would u race him for me...I just smile and rev it up a few times...cross light turns yellow and all the cars behind us start honking and yelling...light turns green, I dump my clutch at about 2k and hold the wheels burning steadily while I look at her, catch grip and I'm gone...pulled even at about 45k, shifted at 55k, chirped, and just left the whole caravan of cars behind while I rode it to middle of 4th gear before I shifted to 5th and just the car slow down on it's own...
we all caravan back to the party place, the girl went home when we left the restaurant, and everyone starts jocking my car again, someone asks if I can do a burn out while he takes a picture for his myspace thing, I say sure...get in the car, turn it on, start the car and then I just kept stalling it over and over making myself look really stupid...stalled it like 4 times before I just said screw it, remind me when I'm more sober...turn off the car and realize...traction control was on...
after that I just felt dumb so I changed subjects so we wouldn't talk about my car anymore...you could literally hear the fog horn playing for me...good thing that chick didn't see me try my burn out...