Ford Mustang Forum banner

Status
Not open for further replies.
1 - 5 of 5 Posts
R

·
Guest
Joined
·
0 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00...'
'Great', says Tom, 'after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks Thank you.'
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you.

Be some drinking'.'

'Not a problem' says Tom. 'After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of 'em'.

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.

'More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right! .

I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem' says Tom, warming to the idea. 'I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us..'
 

·
Banned
Joined
·
9,216 Posts
haha where do you get these? you must be on a mailing list 10 miles long
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
41,829 Posts
LOL that is a good one.
 

·
Super Moderator
Joined
·
39,979 Posts
Thats funny,wrong,but funny,lmao!!!!
 

·
Registered
Joined
·
361 Posts
you messed up butt pirate should be toms response. that was a good one.
 
1 - 5 of 5 Posts
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top