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I was bored a couple months ago and i wrote this poem out of boredom. Yes I wrote it lol.... i hope you guys like it!




Listen to this song you’re about to learn a thing
About my Honda civic and its 6 foot wing
No one steps to me when Im at a red light
They know that there car wouldn’t put up a fight

When my rpm’s reach 5 or 6gs
You better try not to buckle your knees
Cause the VTEK kicks in and youll be blown back
But don’t hit your arm on my nitrous pressure tach

You better have ear plugs to hear over my exhaust
That fart cannon was a deal…10 bucks was the cost
I pulled up at a redlight just the other day
And a mustang moved over to get out of my way

I put my car in park and I revved the civic mean
But I still was in park when the light turned green
If I had been in drive he would have lost for sure
I mean I get 200 horsepower with my lambo doors

I just got back from pep boys…bought some blue head lights
Now ill illuminate the streets when im racing at night
I buy all my parts at pep boys, I try to be thrifty
Last week I got a speedo that goes up to 250

Me and my friend are building a spoiler made of cork
Its so light it will add at least 90 lbs of torque
When I roll past the muscle cars their drivers will brake
When they see my new hood scoop, they cant tell that its fake

My Friday nights consist of riding round town
Looking for some stupid chumps to mow down
If someone wont race me and I don’t know why
Ill just step on the gas for a ricer fly by

All the kids at school wish they had my car
Some have civics but not type R
Race me on the streets I don’t go to the track
Last time I was there they laughed at my VTAK

My next mod will be some pink Asian letters
They will make my pink seat covers look even better
My girlfriend loves my seats they are comfy and nice
Only stupid people say my car is rice
 

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Lol fantastic. :hihi:
 

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haha thanks guys...i was on my word documents and i found it today i was like hey im sure sum1 will get a kick out of it haha...im glad u liked it
 

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That is really good. I will have to share that with a few friends.
 

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pretty good! i like it lol
 

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not too shabby there fella!! :bigthumbsup
 

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i found another one just now that i also wrote a while back i dnt think its as good as the first but maybe some of you will like it....


This song is dedicated to my fast and furious boys
Who roll around in CRVs and civic hatchback toys
These are my people, yes we run the streets
You might see us at WalMart at our import meets

My car moves faster than bullets from a gun
Just the other day I smoked an LS1
It happened on my way home from the nurse
After I hit the guy behind me when I launched in reverse

I just ordered a set of lambo doors
That fit all kinds of v8-4s
Im gunna make a hood scoop tomorrow at wood shop
That should add enough horsepower to out run the cops

My girlfriend really likes my orange glow gauge
Just go to JCWhitney they’re on the 5th page
I installed my wing just the other day
It just lets all the cars know to get out of my way

I bet you would love the sound when I turn the key
Starting up my 4 cylinder rotary
I got an automatic so I don’t have to shift
Cuz my car’s not built for drag, only for drift

Ive never lost a race in my entire life
Except for the man in the big rig with his children and his wife
I once beat a ford corvette with a turbocharger chip
That piece of American crap was nothing for my whip

I was getting some new tires so I thought the old ones would burn
But I pushed the gas and brake but only the front ones turned
So I better take it to the shop so they can look in
Cuz on all the youtube videos, the back wheels spin

I want to do some new mods so im saving every dime
Maybe ill even get those seat covers in the color of lime
I also want 2 exhaust pipes like all those cool cars
With those and my wing I could probably fly to the stars

I broke my dads car and to fix it costs too much
How was I supposed to know you had to use the clutch
Its not my fault for goodness sake
I really just thought it was a back up brake
 

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Gotta be the...

Best verse of all.

:DI was getting some new tires so I thought the old ones would burn
But I pushed the gas and brake but only the front ones turned

So I better take it to the shop so they can look in
Cuz on all the youtube videos, the back wheels spin:D

I blew Dr Pepper outa my nose readin' this one.
 

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all of these are hilarious and made my day!!!!
 

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Awesome !!..Reading this at work on a Friday afternoon, near the cable company's office. Parking lot filled with Ricers speeding in to pay their bills. Fart cannons firing ! :gringreen
 
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