Stoenr said:
zregime said:I had a conversation with my car today...right out of a Harlequin book:
ME: Dix, how are you feeling about this winter?
DIXI: Will I get to be with you?
ME: Every minute, if I could. Are you OK with snow?
DIXI: As long as you're there, I'm OK with anything.
ME: What about the salt and sand and all that stuff?
DIXI: Does that mean we get to take more showers together?
ME (blushing): Yeah...
DIXI: And you'll still rub me and wax me when we have a sunny day?
ME: Absolutely, Dix.
DIXI: You'll have to go slower with me, you know...
ME (annoyed): Aw! (long pause) Alright...
DIXI: Don't be a pouty boy. Remember what you told me on our first date?
ME (smiling at the memory): I do, baby...
DIXI: You said you didn't care as much about how fast I could go, as you did about who I was. (gives her rear a little shake as we accelerate through a hard right in the rain) You still feel that way, don't you hon?
ME: I do, sweet girl...
DIXI: Then don't worry about us this winter. How many times did it snow here last year?
ME: Three.
DIXI: Well you're an old Montana boy! You can handle that!
ME: Absolutely, Dix.
DIXI: We'll be together. We'll give these other people a lot of room when it's bad. You know how much I want to be with you, don't you?
ME (sighing happily): Oh Dix...
So I guess that settled it, then...
zregime said:I had a conversation with my car today...right out of a Harlequin book:
ME: Dix, how are you feeling about this winter?
DIXI: Will I get to be with you?
ME: Every minute, if I could. Are you OK with snow?
DIXI: As long as you're there, I'm OK with anything.
ME: What about the salt and sand and all that stuff?
DIXI: Does that mean we get to take more showers together?
ME (blushing): Yeah...
DIXI: And you'll still rub me and wax me when we have a sunny day?
ME: Absolutely, Dix.
DIXI: You'll have to go slower with me, you know...
ME (annoyed): Aw! (long pause) Alright...
DIXI: Don't be a pouty boy. Remember what you told me on our first date?
ME (smiling at the memory): I do, baby...
DIXI: You said you didn't care as much about how fast I could go, as you did about who I was. (gives her rear a little shake as we accelerate through a hard right in the rain) You still feel that way, don't you hon?
ME: I do, sweet girl...
DIXI: Then don't worry about us this winter. How many times did it snow here last year?
ME: Three.
DIXI: Well you're an old Montana boy! You can handle that!
ME: Absolutely, Dix.
DIXI: We'll be together. We'll give these other people a lot of room when it's bad. You know how much I want to be with you, don't you?
ME (sighing happily): Oh Dix...
So I guess that settled it, then...
005 GT said:funniest thread i have ever read. LOL
i now know......"I'm OK". LOL
Stoenr said:Ponies 1st white washing![]()
nghtrnnr said:oh................ my .................god... sell dixi...having that car is NOT good for you brother....
ps... hey stoenr how can you claim to love her when you park her that close to the truck
Nope, ordered in May, in the order banks in June, recieved Mid October.HazMatLadder26 said:Dude- When did you finally get your stang.
Werent you waiting for an 05'-
I sure does look Chilly![]()
zregime said:I had a conversation with my car today...right out of a Harlequin book:
ME: Dix, how are you feeling about this winter?
DIXI: Will I get to be with you?
ME: Every minute, if I could. Are you OK with snow?
DIXI: As long as you're there, I'm OK with anything.
ME: What about the salt and sand and all that stuff?
DIXI: Does that mean we get to take more showers together?
ME (blushing): Yeah...
DIXI: And you'll still rub me and wax me when we have a sunny day?
ME: Absolutely, Dix.
DIXI: You'll have to go slower with me, you know...
ME (annoyed): Aw! (long pause) Alright...
DIXI: Don't be a pouty boy. Remember what you told me on our first date?
ME (smiling at the memory): I do, baby...
DIXI: You said you didn't care as much about how fast I could go, as you did about who I was. (gives her rear a little shake as we accelerate through a hard right in the rain) You still feel that way, don't you hon?
ME: I do, sweet girl...
DIXI: Then don't worry about us this winter. How many times did it snow here last year?
ME: Three.
DIXI: Well you're an old Montana boy! You can handle that!
ME: Absolutely, Dix.
DIXI: We'll be together. We'll give these other people a lot of room when it's bad. You know how much I want to be with you, don't you?
ME (sighing happily): Oh Dix...
So I guess that settled it, then...
zregime said:I had a conversation with my car today...right out of a Harlequin book:
ME: Dix, how are you feeling about this winter?
DIXI: Will I get to be with you?
ME: Every minute, if I could. Are you OK with snow?
DIXI: As long as you're there, I'm OK with anything.
ME: What about the salt and sand and all that stuff?
DIXI: Does that mean we get to take more showers together?
ME (blushing): Yeah...
DIXI: And you'll still rub me and wax me when we have a sunny day?
ME: Absolutely, Dix.
DIXI: You'll have to go slower with me, you know...
ME (annoyed): Aw! (long pause) Alright...
DIXI: Don't be a pouty boy. Remember what you told me on our first date?
ME (smiling at the memory): I do, baby...
DIXI: You said you didn't care as much about how fast I could go, as you did about who I was. (gives her rear a little shake as we accelerate through a hard right in the rain) You still feel that way, don't you hon?
ME: I do, sweet girl...
DIXI: Then don't worry about us this winter. How many times did it snow here last year?
ME: Three.
DIXI: Well you're an old Montana boy! You can handle that!
ME: Absolutely, Dix.
DIXI: We'll be together. We'll give these other people a lot of room when it's bad. You know how much I want to be with you, don't you?
ME (sighing happily): Oh Dix...
So I guess that settled it, then...