[Stoenr]

Ponies 1st white washing

http://home.comcast.net/~therockshow/coldpony.jpg

 

[sandyman]

O man we were complaining about it being 57 degrees here today. Stay warm.

 

[Waxed'05 GT]

Ponies 1st white washing

http://home.comcast.net/~therockshow/coldpony.jpg

Looks to me that the truck's door is within striking distance.:shocked:

It's only 7 degrees with the windchill right now where I am.

 

[zregime]

I had a conversation with my car today...right out of a Harlequin book:


ME: Dix, how are you feeling about this winter?

DIXI: Will I get to be with you?

ME: Every minute, if I could. Are you OK with snow?

DIXI: As long as you're there, I'm OK with anything.

ME: What about the salt and sand and all that stuff?

DIXI: Does that mean we get to take more showers together?

ME (blushing): Yeah...

DIXI: And you'll still rub me and wax me when we have a sunny day?

ME: Absolutely, Dix.

DIXI: You'll have to go slower with me, you know...

ME (annoyed): Aw! (long pause) Alright...

DIXI: Don't be a pouty boy. Remember what you told me on our first date?

ME (smiling at the memory): I do, baby...

DIXI: You said you didn't care as much about how fast I could go, as you did about who I was. (gives her rear a little shake as we accelerate through a hard right in the rain) You still feel that way, don't you hon?

ME: I do, sweet girl...

DIXI: Then don't worry about us this winter. How many times did it snow here last year?

ME: Three.

DIXI: Well you're an old Montana boy! You can handle that!

ME: Absolutely, Dix.

DIXI: We'll be together. We'll give these other people a lot of room when it's bad. You know how much I want to be with you, don't you?

ME (sighing happily): Oh Dix...


So I guess that settled it, then...

 

[BlueVert]

Wow, you have some issues... :laughlitt

 

[Ashveem]

I had a conversation with my car today...right out of a Harlequin book:


ME: Dix, how are you feeling about this winter?

DIXI: Will I get to be with you?

ME: Every minute, if I could. Are you OK with snow?

DIXI: As long as you're there, I'm OK with anything.

ME: What about the salt and sand and all that stuff?

DIXI: Does that mean we get to take more showers together?

ME (blushing): Yeah...

DIXI: And you'll still rub me and wax me when we have a sunny day?

ME: Absolutely, Dix.

DIXI: You'll have to go slower with me, you know...

ME (annoyed): Aw! (long pause) Alright...

DIXI: Don't be a pouty boy. Remember what you told me on our first date?

ME (smiling at the memory): I do, baby...

DIXI: You said you didn't care as much about how fast I could go, as you did about who I was. (gives her rear a little shake as we accelerate through a hard right in the rain) You still feel that way, don't you hon?

ME: I do, sweet girl...

DIXI: Then don't worry about us this winter. How many times did it snow here last year?

ME: Three.

DIXI: Well you're an old Montana boy! You can handle that!

ME: Absolutely, Dix.

DIXI: We'll be together. We'll give these other people a lot of room when it's bad. You know how much I want to be with you, don't you?

ME (sighing happily): Oh Dix...


So I guess that settled it, then...

:?:...:what:...:shocked:...:sterb:...stop that

 

[lthompson05]

Wooooow you do have issues. That's a little scary. Have you ever had a girlfriend?

 

[Crazy001]

I had a conversation with my car today...right out of a Harlequin book:


ME: Dix, how are you feeling about this winter?

DIXI: Will I get to be with you?

ME: Every minute, if I could. Are you OK with snow?

DIXI: As long as you're there, I'm OK with anything.

ME: What about the salt and sand and all that stuff?

DIXI: Does that mean we get to take more showers together?

ME (blushing): Yeah...

DIXI: And you'll still rub me and wax me when we have a sunny day?

ME: Absolutely, Dix.

DIXI: You'll have to go slower with me, you know...

ME (annoyed): Aw! (long pause) Alright...

DIXI: Don't be a pouty boy. Remember what you told me on our first date?

ME (smiling at the memory): I do, baby...

DIXI: You said you didn't care as much about how fast I could go, as you did about who I was. (gives her rear a little shake as we accelerate through a hard right in the rain) You still feel that way, don't you hon?

ME: I do, sweet girl...

DIXI: Then don't worry about us this winter. How many times did it snow here last year?

ME: Three.

DIXI: Well you're an old Montana boy! You can handle that!

ME: Absolutely, Dix.

DIXI: We'll be together. We'll give these other people a lot of room when it's bad. You know how much I want to be with you, don't you?

ME (sighing happily): Oh Dix...


So I guess that settled it, then...

Wow.
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

 

[Stoenr]

its ok, I gave her a bath, and now shes sittin in the heated garage

 

[005 GT]

funniest thread i have ever read. LOL

i now know......"I'm OK". LOL

 

[Guest]

oh................ my .................god... sell dixi...having that car is NOT good for you brother....


ps... hey stoenr how can you claim to love her when you park her that close to the truck

 

[zregime]

funniest thread i have ever read. LOL

i now know......"I'm OK". LOL

Thanks...glad you enjoyed the little literary foray into J.K. Rowling territory...

 

[HazMatLadder26]

Ponies 1st white washing

Dude- When did you finally get your stang.

Werent you waiting for an 05'-
I sure does look Chilly

 

[Stoenr]

oh................ my .................god... sell dixi...having that car is NOT good for you brother....


ps... hey stoenr how can you claim to love her when you park her that close to the truck

One truck is our shop truck, I park it there cuz it never moves, and if it does, they know not to mess with the stang. + drivers door is on other side. Van next to it is my asst managers van, again, knows not to hit the car, and drivers door on other side. My parking spot is carefully planned out.

Dude- When did you finally get your stang.

Werent you waiting for an 05'-
I sure does look Chilly

Nope, ordered in May, in the order banks in June, recieved Mid October.
And yes, 15 degrees this mornin, with the wind chill I think its like 3 degrees

 

[ultraclyde]

Hey zregime--Thanks.


I can now prove unequivocally to my wife that I am not obsessed. All I have to is let her read that....

Dude, I worry a little....
:kooky: :kooky: :dunce:

 

[Stoenr]

Gotta admit that convo was good. I got a good laugh.

 

[pcfrisch]

I had a conversation with my car today...right out of a Harlequin book:


ME: Dix, how are you feeling about this winter?

DIXI: Will I get to be with you?

ME: Every minute, if I could. Are you OK with snow?

DIXI: As long as you're there, I'm OK with anything.

ME: What about the salt and sand and all that stuff?

DIXI: Does that mean we get to take more showers together?

ME (blushing): Yeah...

DIXI: And you'll still rub me and wax me when we have a sunny day?

ME: Absolutely, Dix.

DIXI: You'll have to go slower with me, you know...

ME (annoyed): Aw! (long pause) Alright...

DIXI: Don't be a pouty boy. Remember what you told me on our first date?

ME (smiling at the memory): I do, baby...

DIXI: You said you didn't care as much about how fast I could go, as you did about who I was. (gives her rear a little shake as we accelerate through a hard right in the rain) You still feel that way, don't you hon?

ME: I do, sweet girl...

DIXI: Then don't worry about us this winter. How many times did it snow here last year?

ME: Three.

DIXI: Well you're an old Montana boy! You can handle that!

ME: Absolutely, Dix.

DIXI: We'll be together. We'll give these other people a lot of room when it's bad. You know how much I want to be with you, don't you?

ME (sighing happily): Oh Dix...


So I guess that settled it, then...

You haven't slept in her seats have you?:shocked: :shocked:

 

[kscoyote]

I had a conversation with my car today...right out of a Harlequin book:


ME: Dix, how are you feeling about this winter?

DIXI: Will I get to be with you?

ME: Every minute, if I could. Are you OK with snow?

DIXI: As long as you're there, I'm OK with anything.

ME: What about the salt and sand and all that stuff?

DIXI: Does that mean we get to take more showers together?

ME (blushing): Yeah...

DIXI: And you'll still rub me and wax me when we have a sunny day?

ME: Absolutely, Dix.

DIXI: You'll have to go slower with me, you know...

ME (annoyed): Aw! (long pause) Alright...

DIXI: Don't be a pouty boy. Remember what you told me on our first date?

ME (smiling at the memory): I do, baby...

DIXI: You said you didn't care as much about how fast I could go, as you did about who I was. (gives her rear a little shake as we accelerate through a hard right in the rain) You still feel that way, don't you hon?

ME: I do, sweet girl...

DIXI: Then don't worry about us this winter. How many times did it snow here last year?

ME: Three.

DIXI: Well you're an old Montana boy! You can handle that!

ME: Absolutely, Dix.

DIXI: We'll be together. We'll give these other people a lot of room when it's bad. You know how much I want to be with you, don't you?

ME (sighing happily): Oh Dix...


So I guess that settled it, then...

Uh . .. .

Get a garage, man!

:happyhapp

Into Autoeroticism, eh?

:laughlitt