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Postmans Retirement Day.

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It was the Postmans last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50.

At the second house they presented him with a 18 carat gold watch.

The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 50 year old single malt Chivers Regal.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a full breakfast, Bacon, Eggs, Sausage, Tomato, mushrooms and beans, with a large glass of Iron Brew! When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cups bottom edge.

"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five quid for?"

"Well," said the blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you".

"I asked him what to give you".

He said, "F**k him. Give him a fiver."

She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea."
 

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I have heard that before but it always makes me smile.
 

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I have heard that before but it always makes me smile.
Yeah, is getting a bit long in the tooth that one but I'm running out of reasonably clean ones fast.:headscratch:
 

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Good one there Ric. I have never heard that one.
 

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I have a friend that's a postman so I'm sure he'll like this one.
 
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