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A Duck Walked into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck".

" I see your eyes are working", replies the duck.

"But you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

"I see your ears are working too", says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?".

"Certainly", says the landlord, "Sorry about that, it's just we don't get many talking ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?".

"I'm working on the building site across the road", explains the duck. Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves.

This continues for 2 weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you? We have this duck that comes here that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!".

"Sounds marvellous", says the ringleader, " We could make a lot of money together, take my card and get him to give me a call ".

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!".

"Yeah?", says the duck, "Sounds great, where is it?".

"At the circus", says the landlord.

"The circus?", the duck enquires.

"That's right", replies the landlord giving him the card.

"The circus?", says the duck looking at the card with a puzzled expression.

"That's right!", says the landlord excitedly.




The duck looks up from the card at the landlord and says . "What's the circus want with a ****ing plasterer?".
 

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Not bad Ric. But not one of your better ones.
 
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